IF LIMERICKS DON’T SCARE YOU
THEN YOU HAVEN’T BEEN HERE YET!
The contents of this site have been rated “R” by some authorities and could be totally banned by others.
That should be enough warning for all those under 18
except for the 14 year old males
who have no discrimination anyway!
For the ladies it is as well to remember –
“Most women loathe limericks,
For the same reason that calves hate cookbooks!”
Just as an explanation, some of these limericks were written back in the 1990’s when News Groups were the in-thing.
Many of these efforts were written as part of a conversation on alt.jokes.limericks so sometimes there are other authors mentioned and quoted.