Marty, my “lim-sister”, wrote –
My little old brother, Arch, who
Comes in here to lim’rick with you,
Makes sure that I’m good.
I wish that he would
Find some other hobby to do.
And was replied to thusly –
Now Marty, I AM your big brother
You know that I promised our mother
To keep you from harm
Despite all your charm
And not let you loose with another.