Whore from Nantucket

There was a dead whore from Nantucket
Whose body was kept in a bucket
Located by Dave
Quite deep in a cave.
So deep, in fact, he said, fuck it!

(combining the two most ubiquitous lims of all time)

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One thought on “Whore from Nantucket

  1. So far my only Nantucket attempt is this one:

    In his stage show a Gay from Nantucket
    Had a doodle so long he could suck it
    And to finish this Ponce’s
    “Piece De Resistanceā€
    He’d show you his ear then fuck it.

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