We all love our ‘poota’s, don’t we.
And Bill Gates for being the provider of all things computic.
Explorer sucks, it’s just the pits
I want my old Netscape, it fits.
But till I upgrade
‘Scape stays in the shade;
But Gatesware just gives me the shits!
For anything posted, McCoogle
Don’t load up your puter with droogle
Try using a search
And for a great perch
The engine is best when it’s Google.
Tho if you have got the dry heaves
From drinking the juice of the sheaves
Then maybe it’s best
(The butler won’t rest)
Be daring and simply ask Jeeves!
This bloody Windows solitaire
Wastes so much more time than I care
To admit to or
(Don’t ask my high score)
Discuss with anyone out there.