I’m sure that young Archie knows best,
But in Oz they do foreplay with zest;
With a “Brace yourself, Shiela!”
They shout an appeal-a —
“Owzat!” as if playing a test.
Aussie foreplay? An absolute waste!
The girls simply don’t like the taste.
So a touch on the tit,
And that’s about it;
Then into her quim we have raced!