Three gins, and two bourbons, one beer
Champagne, some red wine with no peer
Retsina and rum
With Pernod, by gum
My head in the morning, I fear!
“Ron, the keyboard from Hell” replied
You all know I’m not one for fawning
But I wish Arch would start on his yawning
The idiot’s drunk
Should be in his bunk
I’ll laugh at his head in the morning!
A night in the mid ’90’s