Eunuchs

For guarding the harem use Eunuchs
They work best if left with their pricks
So a slide down two planks
Then they only fire blanks
Their bollocks are squashed ‘tween two bricks

I see by your look, you’re distraught
This tale a new question has brought
“I don’t want to be curt
But doesn’t it hurt?”
“It wont ‘less your fingers get caught!”

(old prose joke, retold)

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