Ludmilla

The Russian ladies looking for men were an early group of spammers.

In alt.jokes.limericks they were a source of inspiration.

 

Now you are raising my angst,
Expecting something from Murmansk.
Instead all you wrote,
About a girl and a scrote,
Were tales of Ludmilla, a cransk.

My faithful old dog was named Rover,
Until that sad day he went nova.
He nosed up the skirt,
And then died in the dirt.
He’d sniffed at Ludmilla Markova.

— Archie 1997

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