C’mon folks, you’re just being timid
The words are now all being simm’ed
Or stewed in a pot
And there is a lot
of brain cells now totally dimmèd.
While sometimes they are very mean
My lim’ricks are mostly obscene
With words that are rude
Not fit for a prude
About little fairies of green
Here is something from the past. Found amongst the detritus at the bottom of my blog.
“Having finished the Potter septology, a small thought –
We muggles should really be glad
Magicians have their private pad
To practice their magic
On monsters pelagic
Or wizards whose spelling is bad.
A wand will not put up a struggle
And dragon eggs easy to juggle
Beware of a jinx
And nasty bad finks
Who pick on an innocent muggle
From the easel of the hugely talented Boris Vallejo whose many works can be seen on his website.
Every now and then one of his works cause the limericist in me to burst forth.
I do hope he will forgive me.
This is the Basilisk.