Here is something from the past. Found amongst the detritus at the bottom of my blog.
“Having finished the Potter septology, a small thought –
We muggles should really be glad
Magicians have their private pad
To practice their magic
On monsters pelagic
Or wizards whose spelling is bad.
A wand will not put up a struggle
And dragon eggs easy to juggle
Beware of a jinx
And nasty bad finks
Who pick on an innocent muggle