As you’re now seated on my kneen
And feeling most avidly keen
We’ll talk about what
You’ve caused with your bot
I think you now feel what I mean.
Now, Tiff, you are just being rude
This writing while you’re in the nude
Although I must say
It has made my day
I’m simply a randy old dude
C’mon folks, you’re just being timid
The words are now all being simm’ed
Or stewed in a pot
And there is a lot
of brain cells now totally dimmèd.