Sandy

There is a young maiden named Sandy
Takes pills if ever they’re handy
Then says with a grin
I’d much rather sin
With a mate who is skilfully randy.

Session of Congress

In a session of Congress we saw
Our Reps all down there on the floor
And all of those Numpties
Were doing the Humpties
With Interns and puppies and more!

A Dickens of a Limerick

Her breasts people called itty-bitties.
She saw doctors in two or three cities.
One surgeon was nice
Gave her boobs at half price;
‘Twas a kindhearted sale of two titties.

 

I wish I could claim credit for this one.

Spider Party

The Spiders once had a big party
So all of them dressed up real tarty
Tho wearing red drapes
Made all out of grapes
Did nothing to fool our smart Marty!

 

Marty dislikes any creature with an excessive number of legs!

Trump

I worry about Donald Trump
He makes me to majorly grump
He hasn’t a clue
About what to do
He needs a good kick up the rump!

And upon his pussy grabbing revelations – – –

While dancing with Donald, (a risk),
I spotted him cocking his wrist
I swivelled aside
And starting a slide
Then grabbed him and started to twist

Matrons of Adelaide

The matrons of Adelaide swear
That language is pure as air
And none of them tuck
A word such as fuck
In sentences that they declare.

Old Screen Savers

Regardless of OS and hosters
Most all Usenet’s  earliest posters
To save screens from frying
We all had those flying
And diagonal ranks of winged toasters

Leonie

There once was a lady, Leonie
Who played with her own sweet peony
She said that she would
If only she could
Just share with a Sugar Dad Honey